I woke up at 6:30 after having a nightmare in which I ended up writing my thesis on the wrong movie without realizing it.
I called my parents to tell them about it and they laughed at me.

I TURNED YOU IN YOU STUPID PAPER, WHY ARE YOU HAUNTING ME LIKE THIS?!?

Also, I keep waking up thinking I'm still in India.
And now I can't go back to sleep.

Jet lag's a bitch.